ruinedchildhood:

this episode changed me forever

when people don't sit next to me on the bus: offended and relieved
when someone sits next to me: irritated yet flattered

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

shamblingshitpickle:

bonesdry:

benfoldsone:

AST BEST



just do it

shamblingshitpickle:

bonesdry:

benfoldsone:

AST BEST

just do it

autosage:

things to say if someone asks why you are so quiet

  • "i don’t have much to say"
  • (shrug with a smile)
  • "i like listening"
  • (with clenched teeth) “there are wasps in my mouth”
getting ready for school in the morning: sits on my bed without a shirt on for 10 minutes thinking about how much I hate school
how to actually get away with murder: be a white cop



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thatbawsasia:

She bout to get her ass beat

thatbawsasia:

She bout to get her ass beat

jerkidiot:

I hate Emily. I hate Emily so much. Ross and Emily are the most annoying couple of Friends. She is more annoying than Janice, and Janice is supposed to be the most annoying character on Friends. Fuck Emily.