foretoldbygyromancy:

The Sims 4

foretoldbygyromancy:

The Sims 4

officialunitedstates:

me at the club picking up girls:  hey how are you doing.  I would ask for your number but I already know it.  you’re #1.  I’ll call you later

salmonidblue:

"What’s your favorite album?"image

flewor:

when she texts first

flewor:

when she texts first

outerspacecake:

I’m going to be laughing about this for ages

"All drugs should be legalized. It is not the responsibility of the government to manage the morality of citizens."

bagmilk:

mom can i borrow money to buy you a present

The first episode of friends aired 20 years ago today on September 22th, 1994

It’s like all of my life everybody has always told me “You’re a shoe! You’re a shoe, you’re a shoe, you’re a shoe!” And then today I just stopped and I said “What if I don’t wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a purse? You know? Or a hat?” 

highalia:

you said I was gonna be a mermaid

highalia:

you said I was gonna be a mermaid